SNOOKEROO Year: 1974 Album: Ringo Starr's GOODNIGHT VIENNA (unreleased by Elton) Writers: Elton John\ Bernie Taupin F F F F\A Bb C F F F F\A Bb C F C I was born in the north of England Dm F\C Bb I was raised in a working town F C I broke all the rules when I went to school Bb G\B But the teachers couldn't pin me down C F I tried to make my parents proud A Dm By adapting to the social powers F\C F C Oh pigs will fly, and the earth will fry Bb G\B When they get me doing honest hours Dm F\C Bb Snookeroo, Snookeroo C F C\E Daddy's going on the booze Dm G Mother used to cut my hair C Dm Eb C7\E And sister used to make the news Dm F\C Bb Oh it was two rooms up and two rooms down G\B C And we were sentenced by the wrecking crane F F\C Bb F\A I was born on the eve of Halloween Dm F\C Bb C F Eb Bb\D C And Snookeroo, Snookeroo, Snookeroo's my name, Snooker-oo F C I need someone to cook for me Dm F\C Bb And turn me loose at night F C I could spend my life with a factory girl Bb G\B 'Cause the factory girl's my type C F I hear them gossip on the street A Dm Most of what they say is true F\C F C Oh don't you know that I hear them say Bb G\B There goes that lazy, no-good Snookeroo (CHORUS) (INSTRUMENTAL) (CHORUS)