"Since God Invented Girls" Music By: Elton John Words By; Bernie Taupin intro: C F/C | C F/C | C F/C | C F/C Am The mother of invention Eb/Bb made it good for me Bb Tighter in the rear F Longer in the seam Am Kicked out yards of leather Eb/Bb Wrapped around her waist Bb Trimmed it to perfection F And left a little space F/C C Yeah they got competition now Eb/Bb All across the world F/C C But there ain't been no looking back Eb/Bb Since God invented girls Db DbMaj7 Ab Now I know what Brian Wilson meant Db Every time I step outside Db I see what Heaven sent Gb There may be seven wonders Bb Ab/C Bb7 Created for this world Ebm But one is all we need Ab Db Since God invented girls C F/C | C F/C | C F/C | C F/C Am Higher on the heel Eb/Bb paler than pure cream Bb Leaner on the sidewalk F Cutting through the steam Am After claws and feathers Eb/Bb He took skin and bone Bb Shaped it like an hourglass F And made the angels moan F C Oh here's a little heat boys Eb/Bb To straighten out them curls F/C C Now there ain't been no angels round Eb/Bb Since God invented girls Db DbMaj7 Ab Now I know what Brian Wilson meant Db Every time I step outside Db I see what Heaven sent Gb There may be seven wonders Bb Ab/C Bb7 Created for this world Ebm But one is all we need Ab Db Since God invented girls Repeat