Just Like Belgium Music By: Elton John Lyrics: Gary Osborne Album: The Fox Intro: D - Em - C - G G C Remember Belgium and the Brussels Museum D G Where we piled on the front steps like stray cavaliers G C Our code of living meant little to others D G The few francs we saved bought some cheap souvenirs C D G C But the red lights where the catfights make it just like Belgium G Em F D See us face down on the floor of another cheap barroom C D G D Streetwalkers sweet talk you out of your spare change G D C G And your sweet madame makes it seem just like Belgium, just like Belgium G C Just like a hustler when they look attractive D G It's nothing more than a slap on the back G C The price tag of being just a little bit different D G The first rule to learn is to keep your own distance